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Joke of the Day

"best Attitude to follow in Life Imagine that you are already dead. This way, whatever u get in life is always a profit for u."

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"Somebody Cadbury Cream egged our house last night. I'd be upset, but I've been too busy licking off the bricks."
"NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!"
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"[1st Day after wildebeests take over] I'm safe in my house [Day 7] Thought I heard clattering [Day 21] THEY CAN OPEN DOORS WITH THEIR HOOVES"
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