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Joke of the Day
"Q: What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? A: The man."
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"TEENS: You might find yourself ""embarrassed"" by certain things your body is doing, when in fact, you should be ashamed."
"Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest? Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area."
"*slowly pulls up in a car next to you when ur walking on the sidewalk* ""why did u favorite that instead of retweeting it?"""
"How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning? He ate a 10 year old wiener."
"I want to glisten like a Budweiser beer and attract men, but here I am sweating casually for no one."
"what did the depressed monkey say when his tail went through the lawnmower? It won't be long now..."
"fun prank: text a girl ""we need to talk right now"" and then throw your phone into a river"
"How can you open a banana? With a monkey!"
"I said I was sorry three times looking in the mirror and now I'm in Canada"