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Joke of the Day

"Clear before beer, and your clear to steer... into other cars or near by pedestrians killing them and or yourself so don't fucking drink and drive you fucking moron!"

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"A fun thing to do is to tell a complete stranger that you met your boyfriend on Twitter and then show them a cat."
"[interview] ""what's you're biggest weakness?"" *whispers* ""sorry i couldn-"" I CANT CONTROL MY VOLUME"
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"What is worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"