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Joke of the Day

"Why was the snowman infertile? He had snow balls"

"A friend made a list of questions for his mom to answer about childhood flashbacks She threw them out"

"I married two women last week Wasn't that big o' me"

"I'm a homeless romantic"

"my biggest fear is ants working together to lift my house up, and bring it somewhere"

"How much do drum shaped sofas cost? 5 dollars per-cushion."

"For an ""adult"" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books"

"[nsfw] Studies show that nine out of ten people enjoy gang rape."

"I drop it like it's an expensive electronic device I've recently purchased."

"What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake? I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me"