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Joke of the Day
"Why was the snowman infertile? He had snow balls"
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"Male Birth Control. ....Because its easier to unload the gun than shooting at a bulletproof vest."
"me: an open casket with my vape pen hanging from my mouth wedding DJ: i meant final requests for songs man"
"What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop? Afroturf"
"What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology? Relative dating"
"What kind of dog can jump higher than a building? Any dog. A building can't jump."
"I jumped on the wrong subway this morning and ended up in the outskirts of Narnia. Just fought off a horde of crack fauns."
"i wonder how many of the men who stormed the beaches of normandy on d-day in world war 2 had their bellybuttons pierced"
"Throwing pregnancy tests into the shopping carts of random couples at Walmart is the only silver lining in my day."
"Gay guys make some people mad... They get me anal..."