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Joke of the Day
"What's a rednecks favorite part of archaology? Relative dating"
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"At my funeral play the Super Mario original theme until my casket is lowered in the ground then play the underground music"
"Sex and oxygen are a lot a like It's really not that big of a deal unless you're not getting any."
"Damn girl, are you weed? Because you smell dank."
"How many Jews does it take to fix an oven? Hitler stopped trying at 6 million."
"I'm starting to feel bullied by all the anti-bullying commercials."
"What do you call a vegetarian with bad gas? A leaf blower"
"Why don't spies meet at bars. The beer is tapped. (Please develop this joke. I made it up last night whilst drinking, but nobody laughed.)"
"What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together? Batman."
"My daughter hit me with this one while preparing for dinner Why did the table love playing volleyball? Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother."