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Joke of the Day

"A couple of Thai girls asked if I wanted to sleep with them. They said it would be like winning the lottery. They were right, we had six matching balls."

"Coworker: I never would've guessed you're in your 30's. You look so young. Me: I'm old at heart."

"Father, i want a bicycle... Why you need that? You already have a wheelchair."

"What's a dragon's favorite snack? A firecracker!"

"I told a Catholic girl my penis is named Jesus... ...because it always rises on the third date."

"What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone? Baaaaasalt"

"9/10 dentists know where to find cavities The other one knows where to find lions."

"I went to a zoo one time and all they had was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"I'm not sure who told bald guys they were required to have goatees, but they all fell for it."

"What is Chuck Norris' only weakness? Cancer"