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Joke of the Day
"Coworker: I never would've guessed you're in your 30's. You look so young. Me: I'm old at heart."
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"What do you call a spanish child molester? A pedrophile"
"What's a vampire's favorite drink? A Bloody Mary."
"A screwdriver walks into a bar... The bartender sees it and shouts out, ""Hey! We have a drink named after you!"" The screwdriver gets excited and says, ""You have a drink named Larry?"""
"What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber? The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot."
"Why was the umbilical cord sad? He got cut from the naval base."
"One time I was in a bar and there was this really weird guy pouring booze all over his hand. Turned out he was trying to get his date drunk"
"I was banned from guitar class because of an inappropriate reaction to ""let's practice your fingering technique"""
"Why is it so hard to help deaf people? Because they never listen."
"Do you think Rick Astley ever just busts into places unexpectedly? He could."