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Joke of the Day
"I'm not sure who told bald guys they were required to have goatees, but they all fell for it."
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"A butterfly just landed on the tip of my cigarette & exploded. What in the hell do they put in butterflys?"
"When you get to my age, your milkshake still brings boys to the yard, but they're like ""I'm lactose intolerant."""
"Reddit is really a green community, considering all the recycled content on here."
"Life on a trampoline isn't that bad. It's got its ups and downs."
"Boss: You took another 2 hr lunch. Were you drinking? Me: No B: Tell me our company policy M: Lol, I can't even do that when I'm sober"
"What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out? The dishes if she knows what's good for her!"
"Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies? Your erection...."
"Ask me if I'm a truck. No."