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Joke of the Day

"What is Chuck Norris' only weakness? Cancer"

"Why didn't Frodo hide the ring up his ass? Because Sam would disappear."

"Someone broke into my house last night and left a note saying they'd broken one of my keyboard keys. I onder hich one."

"You're Doing It Wrong! What did the fellow redditor say when the first redditor put the punchline in the title?"

"Time Traveler and Bar's We don't serve your kind here, said the bartender. A Time Traveler walks into a bar."

"You follow me. I follow you. You unfollow me. I unfollow you. You follow me. I follow you. You unfollow me. I block you. ""A Game of Phones"""

"Why didn't we learn about essential oils in school? I mean, that shit is ESSENTIAL. Should've been the first lesson!"

"Guess what came in the mail today? I did. I ran out of napkins."

"What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to? Getting into a bit of a .tiff!"

"Drugs made me responsible. If it weren't for drugs I might have never started working at 15."