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Joke of the Day
"What is Chuck Norris' only weakness? Cancer"
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"Me: *takes her shirt off & sees a padded bra* whoa Her: I'm so sorry, are you upset? M: *pulls a salami out of my shorts* let's call it even"
"Did you know that a male ejaculates at 27mph? That's why I always get in trouble when I do it in school zones."
"Why didn't they just call the Selfie Stick a NarcissiStick?"
"What's the difference between circus and strip club? Circus is full of cunning stunts."
"My paper aeroplane won't fly. It's completely stationery."
"I invented a new word! Plagiarism!"
"This popped into my head when I was half asleep. Figured I'd share. What does a Sparkle magazine model call her g-spot? Her glitterus"
"They had to shut down the T-Rex cloning program at the Oedipus Complex. It was on the news this morning. Apparently, the entire staff was eaten by mother-fucking dinosaurs."
"The number of ""followers"" you have does not make you better than anyone else. Hitler had millions, Jesus had 12."