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Joke of the Day

"Why are hurricanes named with female names? Because when they come, they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them."

"What does an author have after they get abdominal surgery? A semi-colon"

"Why do endocrinologists visit brothels? Because they are interested in whore moans."

"This joke might take you awhile Pussy! ::snickering:: get it?"

"I just ran over a dog. At first I felt bad, but then I realized it was my Ex..."

"Give a man a fish... ...and feed him for one meal. Teach a man to fish, feed him for a lifetime. Give a man a fire, he stays warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire and he stays warm for a lifetime."

"I can't stop reading things as if there were a punchline.. See what I mean?"

"Did you hear about a vampire that joined the Nazi party? He was nazi in the mirror as well."

"A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets on he's thinking about something else."

"Q: Did you hear the watermelon joke? A: It's pitful."