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Joke of the Day
"What did Medusa call the sheep she turned to stone? Baaaaasalt"
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"I always felt that Daffy Duck was funnier than Donald Duck but didn't get as much recognition because he was black."
"A silly little joke I just made up about schizophrenia Person 1: I'm not schizophrenic! Person 2: I never said you were. Person 1: Oh, sorry, I guess I must be hearing things."
"Howabout plastic, reusable tortilla chips where you could just suck the guacamole off them?"
"What question must always be answered ""Yes""? ""What does Y-E-S spell?"""
"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes."
"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow"
"I went to a Halloween party dressed as a chicken, and hooked up with a girl dressed as an egg. Things happened but in the end, we answered a life-long question... The chicken came first."
"Why wasn't the man considered attractive? The laws of gravity didn't apply to him."
"What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch? There is no cod"