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Joke of the Day
"mars: I'm wet.... NASA: I'm coming over!"
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"I just wish God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Carrie ! Carrie who ? Carrie on camping !"
"I wasn't upset about that black cat crossing my path but mouthing ""you're fucked"" as he passed was just rude."
"Scientist released new findings proving that there are now only seven planets in our solar system after I destroyed Uranus."
"What did Batman say to Robin before Robin got in the car? ""Robin, get in the car."""
"My girlfriend went to the dentist for a cavity. It's odd since she spends so much time in the bathroom with her electric toothbrush."
"What religion does a drinking feline believe? Cat-holic"
"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic"
"""Everyone says they're voting for Clinton or Trump, but I'm voting for Regina George because she got hit by a bus."""