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Joke of the Day
"I just wish God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well."
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"So many people want to hit me for my jokes, they have to stand in a punch line."
"The difference between pizza and love is that when the pizza ends it doesn't send you subtweets."
"All I wanna do is [gun shot noise] [cash register noise] [organ noise] [saxophone noise] [cow noise] [cat noise] Fix this broken synthesizer"
"Two dyslexics walk into a bra"
"""OK...that Trust Exercise didn't go exactly according to plan. Once we dispose of the bodies let's keep quiet about this...AS A TEAM!"""
"You can buy wedding cake even if there's no wedding, those suckers don't even check"
"the chipotle guy who never charges me extra for guacamole even though there's a big G on the foil. what are we?"
"What does it mean if you find a horse shoe? Some poor horse is walking around in his socks."
"Is Monica Lewinsky good at the piano? I don't know about the piano, but she sucks at the organ."