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Joke of the Day
"I just wish God hadn't hidden all of my talents so well."
Next Joke
"What do you call a nazi gardeners foot pain? A facist planter's Plantar Fasciitis."
"Is your wife single?"
"Three Mexicans were seen at the border. They were tres passing."
"My 4yr old daughter just charged me $47 for a fake cake she cooked in her pretend oven. I laughed. ... She stared at me until I paid her."
"Don't dress like a hoe and expect a guy to approach you like a princess."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered 6 offender"
"Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere."
"Half of Americans must be thinking Gaza Strip is the name of some Strip Club which Israel wants"
"If someone knocks on your door, knock back from the other side. That someone will go away. It works. Trust me, I just tried it this morning."