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Joke of the Day

"Just gave my husband a 3 dozen box of condoms. He laughed and called it a life time supply. I laughed and called him optimistic."

"Yo moma is so fat That whenever she try's to photo bomb, she ends up being a back drop."

"My friend has recently started collecting acting equipment. Props to him."

"What if Obama keeps the nuclear codes in a folder on his desktop called ""Missile-aneous""? That'd be cute."

"I clicked on the ""Random"" link in the navigation bar and it brought me to the Toronto Maple Leafs subreddit Guess I mistakenly clicked on the ""Funny"" link in the navigation bar instead."

"What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore? Laun-dairy."

"I was going to start my diet today, but as it turns out pizza still exists, so..."

"What's the difference between pizza and your opinion? I asked for pizza."

"Is it just me...... or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing ?"

"The worst part about being narcoleptic is that you constantly get interru"