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Joke of the Day

"Yo moma is so fat That whenever she try's to photo bomb, she ends up being a back drop."

"I was having sex last night and had an epiphany right before I climaxed... I guess you could say that I came to a realisation."

"What do you get when you cross a mountain and a desert? Very tired feet."

"I'm the type of person who tries to fall back asleep in the morning, just to finish a dream."

"How do you troll an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask which period it's from."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar"

"After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey... ...easy, I tell the bird he is going to die."

"I always get my pizza cut into 4 slices. You'd have to be a fat ass to eat 8 slices."

"I like guys marrying my sister like I like my pinata coladas Full of rum! (Currently attempting to write a best man speech for my soon to be brother in law)"

"Apparently the capital of Israel is totally impoverished. It's a real Jerusaslum"