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Joke of the Day
"What is the lactose intolerant man's least favorite chore? Laun-dairy."
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"Let's make fake tan orange people an official race so we can discriminate against them properly."
"Why is ""abbreviation"" such a long word? "
"(Animal school) Lion: That's my desk Wildebeast: Sorry, I'm gnu -5 minutes later Sloth: *slowly falling from chair* Ha. Ha. Ha. Gnu!"
"What mammal dies after it mates? Anyone that goes near my wife!"
"What Do You Call A Mexican From The Caribbean? A Carabiner"
"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? The period: it marks the end of his sentence."
"Dear coffee, I want you inside of me"
"Q: what did Norman Bates say... when the waitress asked him what kind of toast he wanted? A: wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat! wheat!..."
"I never drop names but I frequently drop babies."