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Joke of the Day

"NFL No Fingers Left"

"Midwife: It's a boy, ma'am. Mrs Dickens: Edward. Edward's a nice name, isn't it, dear? Dickens: LET'S CALL HIM OPPROBRIOUS FRILLYBOCKER"

"The Seven Wonders of the ancient world were: Chuck Norris' left and right hands, his left and right feet, his belly button, his liver, and his beard."

"Jesus was on his way from heaven to Earth for the Second Coming, but his car broke down along the way. He was driving a Chrysler."

"What is the best place for politicians? Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove."

"My boss fired an employee unexpectedly today and everyone wants to know why... I think it's because he was caught with a bag of cocaine. But regardless, our boss told us to keep our noses out of it."

"How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One."

"What if earth rotates 30 times faster? Interviewer:""If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?"" engineer:""We will get our salary everyday"" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently"

"If Love is like Chemistry. I am a noble gas."

"A guy walks into a bar. .. He's in critical condition."