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Joke of the Day

"What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life? Well it pizza heck out of me."

"Why did the cardiologist bake a cake with partially hydrogenated oil? Because he took the hypocritic oath"

"What did Hitler say when he put on a blindfold? ""I can Nazi."""

"I don't want to know the truth. Lie to me and make it ok."

"What do you call a tea knight? A vigilan-tea"

"What's a Mexicans favorite candy? Jelly beaners."

"*Spends 30 min practicing Starbucks order in mirror* *Feels confident* *""Hi I'd like a grander ahoy Ralph Macchioatto lateenbay""* *dammit*"

"Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events? He's been living under The Rock."

"The Arrogance of Authority A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher"

"I like birthdays, but I think too many can kill you."