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Joke of the Day

"What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life? Well it pizza heck out of me."

"Why do Native Americans make the best strippers? Their dancing can make it rain."

"What do you call a daredevil Gigolo with dwarfism? A Stunted Stunt Stunter."

"How do you kill an Argentinian? Take him to the top of his ego and throw him off."

"Dear Life, I have a complete grasp on the fact that you are not fair... so please quit teaching me that lesson."

"My girlfriend dumped me for making too much Game of Thrones references. What a shame *ding-a-ling*"

"Are you African? ...'cause you're a frickin' babe."

"(Rushes to hospital) Dr: Your mother is extremely critical. Me: Don't overreact doctor, she's like that with everyone."

"Report: Scientist walks in on climate changing, awkwardness ensues"

"Good things about drinking on the plane: 1. You don't have to drive. 2. No matter how much you drink, they can't throw you out."