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Joke of the Day
"What kind of music does your mailman like? Postrock/Postpunk"
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"Why are executioners so rich? Because they make a killing"
"Q: How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it."
"That would be weird if a pirate got a mastectomy... wooden tit."
"What's denser than a black hole? Your ex."
"I'm optimistic that within my lifetime it will become acceptable to wear your underwear to the supermarket."
"Did you know: Wi-Fi is short for ""wireless fireless."" Pre-wi-fi all internet was fire based. Firewall, firewire, ""fire up the computer"" etc."
"My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data. I guess the N's justify the means."
"What's the difference between a tuna and a piano? You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna."
"Confucius say... man who jump off cliff, jump to conclusion."