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Joke of the Day

"What does it taste like when you eat out an old woman? *shrug* Depends."

"* Aggressively aggresses your aggressions into aggressivity. *"

"Taco Bell is serving breakfast now. Because why wait until afternoon when you can get diarrhea first thing in the morning!TM"

"How can transportation be improved in Harlem?? By moving the trees closer together."

"Baby showers are fun until someone has too much champagne and starts a plastic knife fight over a corner piece of cake. I need a ride home."

"If two vegans are arguing with each other... ...would it still be considered beef?"

"People who say they don't have any problems are lying to you, but at least give them credit for not telling you about them."

"What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb? Did you make that Fermi?"

"what is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are at least a dollar fifty, and deer nuts are just under a buck."

"HIV Test Where are you getting your test done, at a gay bar? Hey doc do you feel the HIV in my ass yet? Almost, I need to finish first. (As the gay doc fucks your ass and puts the hiv in you.)"