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Joke of the Day

"What does it taste like when you eat out an old woman? *shrug* Depends."

"Lost your keys? Why not try looking in the same two places 16 times whilst getting increasingly angrier"

"Wife to her Husband Wife to her husband: ""I told you I'll be back in five minutes, so why you are calling me every half an hour?"""

"10 yr old brother put a twist on this joke I saw awhile back. Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans? Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!"

"Have you heard of the new successful therapy for ADHD/ADD patients? It's called Concentration camp therapy. (Sorry for untasteful reference)"

"I used to be indecisive.... Now I'm not so sure."

"I don't drink, smoke or swear. Holy shit! I dropped my cigarette into my beer!"

"Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going? Motorist: No you're the one with the radar."

"I have the heart of a saint And a lifetime ban from Mother Teresa's grave."

"Me: Why are you in such a bad mood? 5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly."