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Joke of the Day

"Baby showers are fun until someone has too much champagne and starts a plastic knife fight over a corner piece of cake. I need a ride home."

"A man walks into a brothel and says ""Gimme that woman right there."" She's my wife, this isn't a joke."

"So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine. It's going to be called 'Crimea River'."

"I Couldn't believe my dad got fired from his roadworks job... For stealing, but when I got home all the signs where there!"

"How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas? Fleece Navidad!"

"What's a Judge's favorite drink? Guil-tea!"

"If you made a viral video of a cow... It'd be called a bo-Vine."

"The toughest decision I will make today is wine or beer... Life is rough.."

"The CS:GO Joke. In a COMP match in CSGO how many people does Olofmeister kill? Olofem"

"What do you call Sherlock Holmes with no shit? No shit sherlock"