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Joke of the Day

"Taco Bell is serving breakfast now. Because why wait until afternoon when you can get diarrhea first thing in the morning!TM"

"Writing a Play I'm gonna write a musical made up of only puns and call it ""A Play On Words"""

"So Donald Trump is only getting $1 a year as president? You could probably get an immigrant to do a better job for a cheaper price."

"What do people say when they hear about the assassin from Wales? Welsh-hitman!"

"HOT SINGLE GRANNIES IN YOUR AREA WANT YOU TO LOOK AT HOW TALL YOU'VE GOTTEN"

"Healthy human blood must be a low-carb meal... Because it's the most-keto diet."

"If any one is starting a band, let me know, I'm really good at taking pictures while looking off in the distance."

"Did you hear about the guy who couldn't afford vanity plates? He had to change his name to J3X CY4"

"Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland? Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin."

"I remember 2014 like it was yesterday"