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Joke of the Day
"I just dropped a fart that sounded like I got the wrong answer on a game show."
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"People find it fascinating I can lift 180kg from the bench. Weird, I thought people found it easy to stand up from park benches."
"No one thinks the screenshot of your text messages are as funny as you do. No one."
"Why did Princess Leia spit and not swallow? Because it was Chewy"
"A man visits his local dentist. Dentist: Now please take a seat, this will hurt a little. Patient: Ok. Dentist: I've been having an affair with your wife for a while now."
"A construction worker comes home from work. He tells his wife, ""Honey, I cut off my finger today."" She replies, ""The whole finger!?"" He says, ""No, the one right next to it."""
"How do you get a Jewish Girl's number? You roll up herr sleeve."
"What do you call a German paedophile hiding in the playground bushes? Kinder Surprise!"
"Did you hear about the tourist who visited France? He went to Paris and saw an Eiffel"
"Just checked weather. If anyone is curious what's in my wardrobe, find me tomorrow. I will be wearing every article of clothing I own."