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Joke of the Day

"what is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? beer nuts are at least a dollar fifty, and deer nuts are just under a buck."

"What do you call a gay guy in a coma? A watermelon."

"What's the Riddler's favourite beverage? Obscuri-tea."

"Love' is picking up tampons at the supermarket for your girlfriend. True love' is inserting them."

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? I wouldn't pay 200 to let a lentil in my mouth."

"Why does your son call you big brother? Because he's your mom's kid."

"Two Cows are scared of getting mad cow disease A cow walks up to another cow and asks ""Are you scared of Mad Cow Disease?"" He replies, shocked ""No, I'm a Duck."""

"I'm quitting the blueberry only diet. I haven't lost a pound and I'm getting tired of blueberry pancakes, muffins and poptarts every meal."

"9% Smarter Why are men 9% smarter after sex? They were plugged into a Genius."

"What did Adele's chicken say? Hello from the other side..."