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Joke of the Day

"My Mexican friend asked me, ""What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?"" I asked, ""What?"" He said, ""Little Caesars!"""

"I watched a comedian called Paul Jones the other day. He was Appauling!"

"How is your diet going? ""Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast."" ""Scrambled?"" ""Cadbury."""

"When my friend takes shrooms, he instantly becomes the life of the party. What a fungi to be around."

"I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery hashtag nofilter"

"Subway, Eat flesh. (If Hannibal Lector owned chain restaurants.)"

"What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots."

"Why is it ""canceled"" in America, but ""cancelled"" in England? Because we gave them that L in 1776."

"""Hey, let's make the inside of this building & every square inch of everyone & everything smell like THIS."" -inventor of incense"

"How do you kill 20 flies? Slap an african in the face"