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Joke of the Day

"My Mexican friend asked me, ""What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?"" I asked, ""What?"" He said, ""Little Caesars!"""

"Does anyone else get bothered by that last inch the shower curtain wont cover?"

"The only honorable thing I've ever done in my life is this girl named Judy. Although, I'm starting to have doubts she was a real judge."

"pull a prank on your boss by not showing up to work ever again, instant classic"

"If the rumors about Apple manufacturing a driverless car... Then I can't wait to drive into the middle of the Atlantic ocean!"

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party? ""I'll be Bach"""

"Punny Chemistry ""What's Jerry Sandusky's favorite compound?"" ""What?"" ""A mole ester"""

"Me: You know, one nice thing about being snowed in all weekend is we haven't had to spend any money. Wife: (clicking add to cart) So nice."

"Contrary to common belief, only 5.7 million Jews were killed during the Holocuast, for you see... the Nazis were known for rounding them up."

"Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... Pretend it's a beer... - Me trying not to drop a baby."