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Joke of the Day

"Why is it ""canceled"" in America, but ""cancelled"" in England? Because we gave them that L in 1776."

"There was a four-car reck in Mexico today... 93 people died"

"What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire? They search for type-os"

"I was down the gym this morning, when I noticed a hole in my trainer just big enough to get my finger in... ...Anyway, she's now made a formal complaint and I'm barred for life."

"I started up a poster design company called ""Original Poster"" We don't deliver."

"I knew she was about to say something intelligent because she began with, ""You once told me..."""

"A boy goes to the drug store to buy some condoms. 'Do you want a bag?', the cashier asks him 'No', the boy says, 'she isn't *that* ugly'"

"I like to go into changing rooms in the mall and yell ""help they're all out of toilet paper."" It really scares the shit out of the employees"

"I thought Game of Thrones was a show about bathrooms"

"Does it mean you have a small dick if you never got a toothy blow job? No it doesn't I'm asking for a friend because I've never got one"