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Joke of the Day
"What happened to the plant in math class? It grew square roots."
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"I went to a child psychologist once. He was rubbish. He was only seven."
"There once was a man named Brent He made poems wherever he went The poems were fine But on the very last line He added too many syllables"
"Free air! (Help yourself.)"
"How did ISIS become so powerful? They got a head"
"Did you hear about the blonde who froze to death at the drive in theater? She went to see Closed for the winter."
"My son came home from school in tears. ""My girlfriend slept with my best friend,"" he said. I said, ""That's very flattering, I never knew I was your best friend."""
"Another lawyer joke What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish."
"What did the sadist do to the masochist? nothing."
"""Bro, rumor has it ur dads emo now"" ""Emo? Nah yo, EMU"" ""Im confused.."" *A massive bird moonwalks in w/ a #1 Dad shirt* ""Hi confused, Im Dad"""