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Joke of the Day

"When my friend takes shrooms, he instantly becomes the life of the party. What a fungi to be around."

"Bi-Polar People are not too bad :) But Bi-Polar Bears are fucking crazy!"

"My daughter asked me if I know how to do the Running Man, like my generation didn't invent it. Anyway, that's what brings me to the ER."

"Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? She'd read there was going to be some change in the weather."

"Why don't witches wear panties? Because they need to grip the broom!"

"What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street? You need to cul de sac."

"What happens to the cow on her period? She gets MOOOOOODY"

"How to fall downstairs...... Step 1 Step 6 Step 9,10,11,12"

"Why did the condom fly across the room? It got pissed off!"

"Windows 9 Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."