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Joke of the Day
"How is your diet going? ""Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast."" ""Scrambled?"" ""Cadbury."""
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"What's the difference between GOP voters and polar bears? Polar bears gather around the ice hole."
"What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller? Rascal Flatts."
"My son would have been 16 today... It's too bad he died after being caught in my wife's bed."
"How do Muslims cook their eggs? Sunni side up."
"""hey what's that sqiggly thing on the ground?"" ""i don't know, it looks kinda like a w or m"" -- how the worm got its name"
"I bet people who see Jesus in a grilled cheese sandwich freak out over latte art."
"How do you get a Twinkie pregnant? How to put it in a box of Ding Dongs."
"All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer so its puppies are deformed and I can make money off them"
"Me: What kind of stupid phone you got there? Him: Windows phone Me: Oh [takes it and lobs it out the window] Yes it is"