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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a hot fruit? A LAVA-Cado!"
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"How do you Circumcise a whale? Send down four skin divers."
"What do triangles do in the summer? They tan."
"Why are farmers the best at what they do? They are out standing in their field."
"My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes. I asked her, ""What can I do to stop my addiction?"" She said, ""Whatever means necessary."" ""No it doesn't,"" I said."
"What would be Jeopardy? If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first."
"Women used to call me ugly until they heard how much money I have Now they call me ugly and poor. (Heard a long time ago, couldn't find source)"
"Wanna hear a pizza joke... never mind it's too cheesy"
"Internet Explorer is the best browser... to download another browser."
"I'm about as excited for hilary to be president, as Bill is when he sees her naked."