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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is fed up of my constant wordplay jokes. I asked her, ""What can I do to stop my addiction?"" She said, ""Whatever means necessary."" ""No it doesn't,"" I said."

"I was drinking gin for the first time when I realized... I'm not supposed to lose my ginity until I'm married"

"How does an atheist start their prayers? To Whom It May Concern"

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A nigg-air!"

"If you read the entire dictionary technically you've read every book but out of order."

"What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer."

"My dentist said I grind at night. I was like, ok stalker."

"So Steven Hawking walks into a bar..."

"Telling people my costume is Obama's birth certificate. If they say I have no costume, I fucking explain the facts to that racist fuckbag."

"Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!"