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Joke of the Day
"What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell, she's got a grenade in her mouth"
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"there's a new joke on this subreddit"
"Sometimes I think to myself... and then other times I don't"
"Typos change everything Mollahs wanted to bring the scientific method to Iran, but then someone in the process mistyped ""trial and error"" into ""rial and terror"""
"I read recently that Iron Man is actually a woman. I mean it makes sense, he is clearly a Fe Male."
"My cat just told me to stop talking during the movie. Maybe homemade psychedelics were a bad idea"
"Since the world is doing reposts. ""Knock knock"" you: ""Who's there?"" me: ""hoo"" you: ""Who's hoo?"" me: ""What're you, an owl?"""
"Some dark humor... Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU WOULD NEVER FORGET!"
"What are the sickest rock layers? The ones with diabases."
"The Band ACDC was Arrested For Firearm Possession... They told the officer they only Shoot to Thrill"