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"[zombie movie set] Director into megaphone: ""We're about to start rolling. Look alive people!"" *actors look around confused as heck*"
"What did one sailor say to the other on Dec. 7 1941? There's a little nip in the air."
"What do you call a pen with no hair ? A bald point !"
"Why do men become smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a genius."
"What do you call a hurtful play on words? A Punjab."
"There is a thin line between Numerator and Denominator. I bet only a fraction of you get this."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, i just got laid by a chick."
"what did the buffalo say when his son left for college? bye son"
"My gilfriend Is like Pokemon go servers. Unreliable Edit: bad spelling in title"