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Joke of the Day
"My cat just told me to stop talking during the movie. Maybe homemade psychedelics were a bad idea"
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"The problem with other people's money. The problem with other people's money is that it's tainted. 'tain't yours and 'tain't mine."
"Where does the three legged horse live? The unstable"
"What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street? Slip not."
"The best way to get over someone is probably with your vehicle"
"There's an iPhone app that scans your face and tells you how ugly you are. You don't need this. If your phone doesn't ring at all, you're ugly."
"Why did princess Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt."
"Sure is hard going to cinemas with dyslexia ""I'd like some uhh... cockporn please"""
"Which is the smallest pub in the world? The Thalidomide Arms."
"So I was fucking this guy in the ass..... ... and I reached around and he had a boner. Do you think he's gay?"