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Joke of the Day

"Typos change everything Mollahs wanted to bring the scientific method to Iran, but then someone in the process mistyped ""trial and error"" into ""rial and terror"""

"It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood."

"My Penis was in the Guinness world record book for the bigest penis Until the librarian told me to get it out."

"""We are the 1%!"" - People on MySpace"

"A man's wife asks him: ""Have you ever considered having a threesome with me for a change?"" ""To be honest, having twosomes with you would be already be a change"""

"It's alright if we're doing it all wrong. After all, we are the first generation to deal with midlife crisis by staring at our phones."

"I need help with what pencil to buy... 2B or not 2B? That is the question."

"Beltway Holdups"

"Just found out Heinze Soup has gone bust Apparently it's been put into adminestrone."

"Batteries I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."