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Joke of the Day
"Why did Hitler always win foot races? He was the fascist one."
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"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend yells out a different name during sex Like bitch, my name isn't ""someone help"""
"How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake."
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix... ...never drink and derive."
"Woody Allen's version of his life will be his most brilliant fiction."
"Someone didnt click the button in /r/thebutton Yeah... Thats a good joke , he impossible!"
"""Son, would you like to go to college some day, or would you like to keep ordering guac? Your choice."""
"Sometimes when I get a compliment I stop, moonwalk out of the room and yell ""Thank You ""just to leave them hanging."
"The next batch of women who get plastic surgery Will have a stamp on their paperwork that shows they made with 33% recycled Joan Rivers."
"When you give up and stop believing in yourself, it's much easier to worship and idolize another. That's how ass kissing and celebrity worshiping begins."