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Joke of the Day

"The next batch of women who get plastic surgery Will have a stamp on their paperwork that shows they made with 33% recycled Joan Rivers."

"How long does it take to tune a double bass? Nobody knows."

"What do you call a sad elk? Lachry-moose"

"How do you know if you sisters on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood."

"No Auto-correct, I never meant ""Relationship Goats""."

"What do you call a chicken going to the moon? Apollo 11"

"Kid: Daddy, where do babies come from? Dad: Storks deliver them Kid: but where do baby storms come from? Dad: ...Fuck."

"Did you hear about the alligator who couldn't get a hard-on? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"A lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill."

"What does a haunted hamburger say? MooooOOOoooOoo"