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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a fat girl into bed? Piece of cake."
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"Who called it a Spanish teacher instead of an instruction Manuel?"
"q: What's got four legs, is fuzzy and green, and would kill you if it came out of a tree at you? a: A pool table."
"I have nice cans and beautiful ass, yet nobody likes me.. apparently you should also belong to the right gender."
"I live in fear that one day the real ""World's Greatest Dad"" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug."
"I got Rear-ended in traffic the other day... Thank goodness I wasn't in my car."
"I've just started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't done a gig yet."
"Pretty cute that my husband wanted to role-play that I was his maid and then not break character for 14 years."
"You know you're getting old when you forget the name of the street you grew up on and break your hip and die."
"What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? ""2p or not 2p, that is the question."""