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Joke of the Day
"Shake what your momma gave you. *shakes unemployed brother*"
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"Who is the only person to get 15 Million dollars from a Nigerian prince? Hillary Clinton."
"Saw a deer standing beside the highway this morning watching the traffic go by.Guess he was trying to figure out who's day he wanted to ruin"
"Did you hear about Elon Musk's X in Virginia? They had a firey start, then a major break up."
"In last night's debate Rick Santorum said ""I can win blue states"" bwahahahahahahhahahha"
"What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey? A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear."
"Hey, are you the combination of fluorine-45 and silver-45? Because you look like a huge FAg."
"What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 10^23 pieces? a guacaMOLE"
"What's the difference between r/politics and r/sandersforpresident? The url."
"A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""