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Joke of the Day

"Genie: What is your first wish? joe: i want to be rich. genie: granted. what is your second wish? rich: i want lots of money."

"What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag? About 5 seconds."

"Hey, baby, you wanna come back to my place, and become a famous murder victim?"

"What's the difference between a trump supporter and a newly adopted Siberian husky? The dog has the mental fortitude to realize he's just gotten owned by a Russian."

"Parties: for those times you're just dying to clean up twice in twelve hours."

"They're calling the internet a drug now. Don't worry, though. It's not as bad as Cocaine or Heroin. They're calling it a 503 bad gateway drug."

"Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? Because they're full of Arab semen"

"All of Hitlers generals were having a cookout, why wasn't Hitler invited? He always burnt the franks."

"Why did the suicidal chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"

"[First Date] HER: Do you consider yourself a feminist? ME: Oh I'm not feminist at all! HER: ME: In fact, some of my best friends are women."