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Joke of the Day

"[First Date] HER: Do you consider yourself a feminist? ME: Oh I'm not feminist at all! HER: ME: In fact, some of my best friends are women."

"In memory of Arnold Palmer, I wore my golf underwear today... ...the one's with 18 holes. (Too soon?)"

"What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing. Because the blind man can't fucking see him and even if he said something, the deaf man wouldn't be able to fucking hear it."

"Do you know what happens when you eat too many wontons? You weigh wonton!"

"aHow many light bulbs does it take to change a man?a -light bulb factory worker going insane"

"What does the Rose iphone 7 and the Titanic have in common? They both lost Jack."

"Mexico is starting to build a wall They're worried about the Americans crossing the border when Trump is elected."

"How many Software Engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? None- that's hardware."

"A local movie theatre was robbed of $600 worth of merchandise The suspects stole 3 medium popcorns, 1 bag of skittles and 4 small diet cokes."

"What's the worst part about 9/11? getting your reddit jokes downvoted 14 years later because everyone is a crybaby cunt"