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Joke of the Day

"All of Hitlers generals were having a cookout, why wasn't Hitler invited? He always burnt the franks."

"What would a Christian Rap album featuring only UPS drivers be titled? The Deliverance"

"shoutout to social anxiety but very quietly and while no one is looking"

"What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana? He Shanghai."

"What do you mean I can't change the past? *logs on to Wikipedia*"

"What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato? The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics."

"What do you get when you cross two thieves with a carpenter ... Good Friday!!!"

"Arguing with a woman is like being attacked by a bear... You're better off playing dead and hoping they get bored and walk away!"

"Wanted: 1 Psychic. You know who you are."

"What did they call the suave printer salesman? Prints Charming"