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Joke of the Day

"All of Hitlers generals were having a cookout, why wasn't Hitler invited? He always burnt the franks."

"What do you get when you mix the Twelve Days of Christmas with Ninety-nine Bottles of beer on the wall? A year in prison if there's any justice."

"""honey, I can't wait to do missionary later!"" *Gets excited* *Wife leaves for third world country-helps many*"

"I went through three magazines on a train yesterday. I'd killed a dozen people by the time they wrestled the gun off me."

"How many guys wearing turbans does it take to change a light bulb? Sikhs."

"Hate it when pharmacy girls ask if I've ""Used this product before?"" Darling I've applied, swallowed & inserted every item ever sold here."

"Simba - ""welcome to... The bone zone"" Nala - ""the what?"" Simba - ""elephant graveyard. I said elephant graveyard"""

"The One-Step Guide To Be A Hipster 1. Don't follow this guide."

"What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a large-breasted crab? One's a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean"

"What did the crowd say when I finished my country name puns? East Timor?"