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Joke of the Day
"A tad bit racist... How do you starve a black man? Put his food-stamps next to his work boots."
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"An evangelical dairy farmer stopped by my house on Sunday He wanted to talk about Cheeses."
"What do they call deepthroating in Asia? They don't have a word for it."
"Hey guys wanna watch a girl feel herself up? Hide her cell phone."
"[ This one from the great /u/KingOfRibbles ] ""My sink was a bit dirty-"" ""-but all it needed was a little ...wiping!!!"""
"6 said he isn't sleeping in his room cause the tooth fairy sounds creepy but he left the tooth cuz he needs the money. -No DNA test needed"
"Q. How do you know a blonde has been using a dishwasher? A.It's cloged up with paper plates."
"I hate it when people don't close parentheses. (They're brackets by the way"
"How do you call mosquitoes where you live? We don't. They just come unwanted"
"What do you call an elf singer? Elvish Presley"