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Joke of the Day
"Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on the broom!...haha"
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"A little bit of rain and everyone forgets how to drive. Saw one guy try to start his car with a pancake."
"who wants some staples....... hold out your hands..... here they come [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ [ ["
"What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."
"What music do dyslexic programmers listen to? Run/CMD"
"How does a cow do math? With a cowculator!"
"My uncle found the g-spot once... ...he tells people he lost those two fingers in the war."
"Writing a Play I'm gonna write a musical made up of only puns and call it ""A Play On Words"""
"Guess who I ran into when I went to get my glasses. Everybody"
"Q: What did the carpenters call their brass quartet? A: The Tuba Four"