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Joke of the Day

"Why are so many Italian men named Tony? When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp ""To N.Y."" on them..."

"My doctor told me I had the airport flu. He says it's terminal."

"Are you on a Wanted Poster, because you are sketchy as hell..."

"I would like to be Santa Claus He knows where all the naughty girls live."

"Scientists say they are working on bringing back the wholly mammoth. But at what cost? ...per pound?"

"I received a lighter as a gift from my gf and it broke after a single use. I told her that there was a spark missing in our relationship. Edit: Spelling. Any Improvements to this joke appreciated."

"Elon Musk's new MasterCard Ad. Getting a person to Mars?: $100,000. Getting them back?: Priceless."

"I just got a new hearse Everyone is dying to take a ride in it"

"What was Pablo Escobar's favourite pool party game? Narco Polo."

"What do you call a bear's dick? a weenner the pooh"