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Joke of the Day
"A bee just landed on my cheek and didn't sting me. I think we're dating now."
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"How did Popeye buy long sleeve shirts?"
"What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont? There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think?"
"I watched Al Jazera and was very disappointed. Not nearly enough music from the 1920s."
"Your Momma so dumb She bought a book on how to read"
"Queen Elizabeth is celebrating 60 years on the throne. I assume it was something she ate."
"I hired a person to randomly show up throughout the day and put baskets of bread on my desk."
"This guy in line at store had breath so bad his teeth turned sideways just to let it out."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !"
"So I asked my friend with synesthesia the time... He said half past purple"