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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It might take me a while to get hard, I just got laid this morning."

"Donald Trump could very well be our next President. Laugh, because it's a joke, guys. Guys? Guys! ...It's not funny anymore..."

"At Dairy Queen: Me: Medium Heath Blizzard please. DQ: You wanna spoon? Me: Sure, when do you get off?"

"A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam. He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth - 1 mark"

"Did you hear about the new low fat religion? ""I Can't Believe Its Not Buddha"""

"What do you get when eating toast in bed? Un-crumb-fortable"

"KIDNAPPER: Get in the trunk ME: You're abducting me 4 days before Christmas? K: Heh yep ME: Omg thank you K: What ME: I'm all yours K: Wait"

"Minesweeper What Hitler called his cleaning lady."

"Wanna hear a joke? Non-corrupt african government."

"A duck walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""why is there a duck in my bar?"""