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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke? Non-corrupt african government."

"What do you get if you cross a telephone with a night crawler? Ringworm!"

"What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of 4."

"Today's special menu The waiter asked, ""Would you like to hear today's special?"" ""Yes please,"" I smiled. ""Today is special,"" he replied, then walked off."

"How do lesbian carpenters work? No studs. All tongue in groove."

"And on the 7th day God rested, but the children did not rest. So on Monday God made school and He sent the kids and all the people rejoiced."

"[NSFW] what did the leper say to the hooker? Keep the tip"

"Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto."

"Teacher: Are you good at math ? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean ? Pupil: Yes I'm no good at math !"

"""Knock Knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""Ghostbusters."" ""Ghostbusters who?"" ""Taco."" Courtesy of my 3-year-old."