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Joke of the Day
"A duck walks into a bar... And the bartender says ""why is there a duck in my bar?"""
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"What was Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAND EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE."
"""Hitler, no Hitlering!"" said Dora. But it was too late."
"Wait ... ""El Chapo"" is a Mexican drug lord .... and not the guy who's been stealing our Chapsticks for years ?"
"Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes and I have another pair just like it at home."
"Remember the Scooby Doo episode where they put Scooby down and gave Shaggy the death penalty for ripping the face off an innocent person?"
"I'm really impressed with the enthusiasm of the workers getting Qatar ready for the World Cup They're dying to get the job done."
"I caught a man masturbating in my closet. Did not see that cumming."
"I'm in Germany. Time to drink precisely one bier (beer) and call every man ""Hans"""
"There's a disease going around called these hands. You about to catch it."