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Joke of the Day

"A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam. He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth - 1 mark"

"Threesome? No thanks If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents."

"Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business? He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6."

"What two things do black people and flappy birds have in common? They both have massive lips and you can't buy them anymore!"

"Did you hear about the duck with a drug problem? He was a real quackhead."

"Not your average dad joke Knock knock! Who's there? To To who? To whom"

"Today's 3-year-olds can unlock the smartphone and launch favorite app or music player. What did I do in my 3-year-old? I ate sand."

"My ex-girlfriend dropped this one on me a heavy box. She was trying to kill me."

"I saw some crippled kid getting picked on the other day... He got kinda upset with me when I told him to stand up for himself."

"I like it when I open a document and my monitor says WORD and I'm like YO."